La Or Thai Massage

Do not go here, my partner went here with a friend and left in tremendous pain in his left shoulder. The woman was stomping on his backs and performing painful movements which he at the time didn’t think much of as he trusted that as a professional she knew what she was doing. He now has 3 slipped disks! Avoid.

Do not go here! It felt like the women massaging us were not trained at all, they just did random movements that did not feel good. It was like they did not know what to do, and so they just made up their own way of massaging, without being aware of what movements will improve and what movements will hurt your muscles.
I've been to many massages in different countries before but this was the worst tourist scam.

Worst massage ever. They try to scam more money out of you by having 2 girls massage you. Do NOT go here

do not go here I went here a year ago on holiday and left with 3 herniated disks (C7, C6, and C5) these people are not trained and are very dangerous I'm from the UK so I have no way of taking legal action but I've been in pain for coming up to a year and my spinal disks have now gone into dehydration because of the damage they cause and they will never be the same I'm only 31 and was completely healthily and fit and now I'll have neck pain for the rest of my life.

5 stars! Surprisingly the best one in Amsterdam. It’s legit, clean and professional. Judging purely by its outside appearance it looks like any other. However, the masseuses here are well qualified and give amazing treatment. It’s the best I’ve had in years. And no, this is definitely not a ‘happy ending’ kind of place. They are true pros here.

—- update 2020 : demoted to 3 stars

Unfortunately it seems to have lost its spark . Last few massages I had were underwhelming .

— update 2021 : up to 4 stars.

It’s regained its spark... the 2 working there now are both excellent ... really marvellous. If they remain then I’ll keep it

Met Son today and to say she is a healer is an understatement. Not only did she help my neck/ shoulder but she gave me exercises to do to help. I wish I had more time as I would of stayed longer. Highly recommend.

Went here tonight with a friend, both our massages were rubbish. 2/10. They were just passing the time, only rubbing the skin, no effort, I even asked for harder pressure, she said ok and did nothing, also very expensive, €35.00 for 30 minutes, not worth it at all.

Very average Thai massage!! The place is not very clean. Bed is NOT comfi to say the least! They don't have a proper professional bed.... female massuser was nice and polite but nothing too special about treatment. Not even a cup of tea or water offered. Price is on its higher level in comparison- they probably take advantage of the high pedestrian traffic in the area for the obvious reasons due to its location...